Q. My spouse can’t resist claiming something that individuals omit on the character strip without cost. How can a wannabe minimalist get together with a confirmed hoarder?
M.D., Oakleigh, Vic
A. I believe we’ve got the identical style in ladies. Anytime my spouse goes out anyplace, even when she simply pops out for bread and milk, she’ll come again with some rotting hunk of mouldy previous crap she discovered on the aspect of the road – then she’ll drag it into our home, her holding one finish, 2000 nesting earwigs serving to out with the opposite. Borer-riddled tables, defective previous home equipment, wonky-legged chairs that you may’t put your weight on – you must hover over them such as you’re utilizing an airport rest room. Once, she got here dwelling with 4 completely good Bentwood eating chairs that she discovered on a nature strip; she mentioned she nearly didn’t see them there as a result of they have been hidden behind a half-filled removalist truck.
And I’m precisely such as you: a minimalist. My concept of an ideal home is clear, white partitions; clear, uncluttered flooring; clear, empty areas – and, simply to interrupt issues up a bit, a nook (simply the one will do). So I additionally know the excruciating agony of watching mounds of junk acquire in your house. Our front room appears to be like like a deceased property public sale that somebody forgot to promote.
But regardless that you and I’ve chilly, empty, minimalist hearts, we should study to simply accept that junk amassing makes our companions comfortable; we should study to respect their ardour for recycling; we should study to sit down in that damp, upholstered armchair that itches like one thing’s laying eggs in your buttocks. And you already know, from time to time they carry dwelling one thing actually great that may be treasured for years and years to come back. Well, perhaps about three years – till the borers end it off.
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