Q. I used to be given a Good Weekend Quiz T-shirt for a birthday reward since I take pleasure in doing The Quiz on Saturday mornings. However, the T-shirt options a big “Q” on the entrance. Will folks suspect me of endorsing loopy, right-wing conspiracy theories?
S.R., Surrey Hills, Vic
A: You’re proper, the emblem is a big “Q” being carried by a person. And if I’m not very a lot mistaken, the person seems to be a bit like … Hunter Biden. Actually, should you take a more in-depth look, he seems to be carrying … a commie Chairman Mao cap. So, the emblem appears to counsel that Hunter Biden is colluding with the Chinese authorities to construct bioweapons labs in Eastern Europe which can be being financed by Hillary Clinton and an elite international cabal of satanic cannibals. Man, it’s so apparent once you cease and listen.
The Good Weekend Quiz is so universally beloved, it’s most likely extra possible that QAnon conspiracists are getting mistaken for quizzers.
Seriously, I wouldn’t be too frightened about your Q-logo T-shirt making you appear like a fanatical nutter: I’ve met a few of you quizzers and also you’re far more nutty, along with your spiritual, Saturday-morning quiz classes and your rabid arguments over whether or not you must get quarter-points for figuring out the title of one of many 4 nations that border Belgium. And your sneaky manner of peeking on the solutions immediately beside my column such as you’re doing proper now. Stop it. I do know you’re doing it. Just cease. I say, put on your T-shirt with satisfaction.
The Good Weekend Quiz is so universally beloved, it’s most likely extra possible that QAnon conspiracists are getting mistaken for quizzers. They’ll be marching in one among their alt-right rallies and a passer-by will yell out, “Hey, you’re wearing a Q! How’d you go last week? I got 19!” And the QAnon conspiracist will most likely cease and shout again, “Got 22. Stumped by the Bowie question. Music is my blind spot!”
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